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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.