Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are our chosen family.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship is the key to everything

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.