Funny Quotes / Friends

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.