Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends are our chosen family.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is the key to everything

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।