Funny Quotes / Friends

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is the key to everything

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।