Funny Quotes / Friends

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends are our chosen family.

All the best people are crazy.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.