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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
All the best people are crazy.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Our craziness made us best friends.
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
Friendship is the key to everything
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.