Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

All the best people are crazy.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

A true friend stabs you in the front.