Funny Quotes / Friends

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.