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खुशियों की सौगात लेकर आया, यह भाई दूज का प्यारा दिन। आपका साथ है अनमोल, इसके बिना सब कुछ है अधूरा। यह बंधन सदा यूँ ही बना रहे, यही है मेरी दुआ।

Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

All the best people are crazy.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad