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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is the key to everything

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.