Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.