Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.