Funny Quotes / Friends

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friends are our chosen family.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.