Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।