Funny Quotes / Friends

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.