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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friends are our chosen family.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

All the best people are crazy.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship is the key to everything

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.