Funny Quotes / Friends

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।