Funny Quotes / Friends

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।