Funny Quotes / Friends

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.