Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।