Funny Quotes / Friends

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Our craziness made us best friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is the key to everything