Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.