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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship is the key to everything

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

All the best people are crazy.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।