Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.