Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.