Funny Quotes / Friends

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Our craziness made us best friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is the key to everything

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.