Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.