Funny Quotes / Friends

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.