Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।