Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।