Funny Quotes / Friends

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.