Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.