Funny Quotes / Friends

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

All the best people are crazy.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.