Funny Quotes / Friends

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.