Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.