Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friends are our chosen family.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।