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Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।
Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
All the best people are crazy.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.