कान्हा के आगमन से झूमे यह संसार, आपके जीवन में भी हो खुशियों की बहार। दिव्य प्रेम और शांति का हो वास, जन्माष्टमी की शुभकामनाएँ, हर पल हो खास।
Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
All the best people are crazy.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
A true friend stabs you in the front.
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
I like you because you join in all my weirdness.