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कान्हा के आगमन से झूमे यह संसार, आपके जीवन में भी हो खुशियों की बहार। दिव्य प्रेम और शांति का हो वास, जन्माष्टमी की शुभकामनाएँ, हर पल हो खास।

Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.