Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

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Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.