Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

All the best people are crazy.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.