Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.