Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!