Funny Quotes / Friends

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is the key to everything

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.