Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.