Funny Quotes / Friends

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.