Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.