Funny Quotes / Friends

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.