Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends are our chosen family.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.